if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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