there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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NoShamevember. You game?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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