pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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