Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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