i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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