And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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