Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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