This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
This is the high leading the old right now
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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