handjob tips. give me some.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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