I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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