she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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