Plan B is the new Plan A
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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