so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
we should paint friendship bongs
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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