I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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