I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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