yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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