physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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