Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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