yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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