I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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