what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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