Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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