yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
What's dad's email?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I just forgot I was standing up.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.