Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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