Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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