so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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