I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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