Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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