beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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