Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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