i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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