soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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