I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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