Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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