what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you had me at cake vodka
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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