Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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