take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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