this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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