So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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