he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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