I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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