He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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