i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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