A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The feeling are messing with the penis
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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