My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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