Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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