You work out of a Hotel?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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