Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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