at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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