in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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