i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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